Monday, June 30, 2008

Mohawks. Why are they so cool? I don't know. They just are.

Halloween, 2005, Crystalle went as a punk bass player

Undetermined day, 2008, Justin being Justin


Justin's 100 All Time Movie List

100- 12 Angry Men (Original Henry Fonda Version, not Tony Danza remake…….Samantha!)
99- Amores Perros (Hooray for Spanish movies!)
98- Taxi Driver (The first of a few De Niro Movies)
97- The Notebook
96- The Life Of David Gale
95- The Maltese Falcon (Humphrey Bogart never made anything less than brilliant)
94- Pulp Fiction
93- Shakespeare In Love
92- Scarface (You Cockroaches!)
91- Shopgirl
90- Training Day (King Kong’s got nothin’ on me either)
89- The Wedding Singer
88- Sin City
87- Monty Python And The Search For The Holy Grail
86- American History X
85- Hoosiers
84- Children Of Men
83- There Will Be Blood
82- Once
81- Finding Neverland
80- Capote
79- Vertigo
78- North By Northwest
77- In The Valley Of Elah (Who knew Tommy lee jones could really act?)
76- The Royal Tenenbaums
75- Pan’s Labyrinth (Hooray for real Spanish movies, the other one’s a Mexican movie…..shhh…)
74- Raging Bull
73- Murder In The First
72- Reservoir Dogs (Can you ever have too much tarantino??)
71- A Perfect World (This Clint Eastwood guy shows up a bit)
70- New York Doll (You should watch this documentary about a guy who was in one of the biggest punk bands in the 70’s and he ends up joining the mormon church)
69- Dog Day Afternoon
68- Gladiator (Russel Crowe mate)
67- Rushmore
66- Kill Bill Vol. 1 (Apparently not)
65- The Game (My parents know what’s up)
64- Dead Poets Society (Nothing like a bunch of suicidal private school nerds)
63- Carlito’s Way
62- Rocky (Adrien!!!!! I’m at 62!!!)
61- Back To The Future
60- My Cousin Vinny
59- Glory
58- Memento
57- Donnie Brasco
56- L.A. Confidential
55- One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
54- Little Chilren
53- Field Of Dreams (If you build it, I WILL CRUSH IT. Justin angry, Justin Smash!!!)
52- Lost In Translation (What did you say?)
51- Casino
50- The Green Mile
49- Dead Man Walking
48- Juno
47- The Breakfast Club
46- Clerks
45- A Bronx Tale (That De Niro guy again, maybe he’s good…)
44- Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (Movie magic…seriously)
43- Goodfellas (Lot’s o cussin’….seriously)
42- Braveheart (Stella!!!!!! Oh wait, wrong movie)
41- The ‘Burbs
40- Die Hard (John McClane poo heads)
39- Mulholland Dr.
38- The Graduate (I totally should have been in this movie)
37- The Godfather
36- 3:10 To Yuma (The remake, because it’s better)
35- Big Fish
34- Adaptation
33- Saving Private Ryan
32- Heat
31- Lost Highway
30- The Usual Suspects
29- The Shining
28- Crash
27- The Princess Bride (I didn’t think R.O.U.S.’s existed either, this movie convinced me.)
26- Garden State
25- High Fidelity
24- Punch-Drunk Love
23- Fight Club
22- No Country For Old Men (Go home geezers!!)
21- Requiem For A Dream
20- Amelie ( I love the French movies, at least their good for something)
19- Buffalo ’66 (No buffalo anywhere in this movie)
18- Good Will Hunting
17- Breakfast At Tiffany’s
16- The Godfather Part 2
15- Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
14- Say Anything ( And I Will)
13- Mallrats
12- Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers
11- 21 Grams
10- Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
09- Seven ( That could be confusing, read carefully)
08- Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
07- Mystic River
06- Forrest Gump
05- Million Dollar Baby
04- Casablanca (We’ll always have this list)
03- Magnolia
02- The Shawshank Redemption
And the one movie to rule them all……
01- American Beauty

Friday, June 27, 2008

5 Things Wrong With Our Car

1. The CD player has major attitude, taking forever to spit out CDs when it doesn't want to, and then when it finally does, it refuses to accept any other CD.
2. Coolant is essential for a vehicle to run properly. You should have to fill the coolant every so often. Our car hates coolant and wants it completely expunged from its insides. It stuffs it in napkins and feeds it to the dog. We put coolant in the car every couple days.
3. Our car has a built-in security system. It's not what you think. Only Justin, and sometimes if I'm lucky, me, Jesse, can turn the key in the ignition. You have to drive it every day and know the trick to turn it on. Even then, it takes two or three tries. I had to wake Justin up at 5:45 am the other day because the car decided I wasn't an authorized user.
4. Recently, the car has decided that even though it can't control when we drive it, it can make us wish we were dead. You know that clicking noise that the blinker makes when you turn it on? Our car makes that noise all the time, except much more sporatically, oh and except when you hold the hazard lights button halfway down. We figure we have three choices: A. Turn the radio (because the CD player won't take a CD) up insanely loud, B. Listen to the clicking, which is very evil because every once in awhile it will stop and you think, it's finally over, I don't have to hear it ever again! but then it always starts up again, this time with even more vigor, or C. Push that hazard button halfway down until your arm and thumb are throbbing. Oh, but you have to let go of it any time you have to signal to change lanes or turn. If you don't, the blinker won't work and you'll get pulled over for not signaling.
5. Thankfully, this problem is no longer a problem. The other day, the car refused to start. It would make an exhausted sighing noise and that's it. So, we figured it was best to check the battery first. In order to do that, we walked to Smiths Marketplace to get some pliers (to get the battery out) and a cart. We wheeled the cart back to our house. We put the battery inside and wheeled it all the way to Auto Zone. They said it would take an hour to check and charge. We walked to Hollywood Video. We walked to Sports Authority and sat on the excercise bikes, just killing time. We walked to Auto Zone to find out our battery is perfectly fine. Great. We put it in the cart and wheeled it back to our house.
Next plan. I called my cousin Kyle and he came over to help get the car out of our very steep driveway. The boys tried pushing it, but no cigar. He pulled it out with his truck and we let the car coast down the street until it could coast no more. The boys pushed it until it started rolling again (with me steering) and it coasted all the way to Big O. A new starter and $333.56 later, our car has no excuses left. It has lost. We control it. We win. After all the grief and power-struggles, it knows who's boss.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

hello mates!

this is our new blog. we are Justin and Jesse Betts.