Since i have been so accurate in my predicting abilities lately, i have decided to try my hand at predicting the future. I am pretty sure this is all of what i see, here goes:
Oct. 19th 2008-byu falls drastically in rankings, #22 to be exact
Nov. 4th 2008-Barack Obama and Joe Biden are named the champions.....rather president and vice president. Definitely
not that same thing.
Nov. 5th 2008-Obama and Biden pull of their faces (masks) to reveal they are really Kang and Kodos from the Simpsons
2009-Recession becomes real serious....and bush finally admits it
2010-Recession becomes depression
2010-I am out of a job, Hollywood video closed down. Now where will i get paid seven dollars an hour?!
2010-Millions of homes foreclosed
2010-Kang assassinated
2010-Wal Mart buys the White House, turns it into a Sam's club
January 4th 2011-TRL is un-cancelled to boost the morale of the country.
January 5th 2011-Sudden and coincidental spike in suicide rates. Highest in country's history.
January 6th 2011-TRL cancelled
2011-Witnessing the crumbled state of America, a terrorist attack is made again on u.s. soil. It may or may not involve dolphins.
2011-I rally the country together william wallace style and change truly begins.
2011-Me rallying the country together was just a delusion being suffered from malnutrition and starvation.
2011-I die from starvation. Haha, take that student loans!
2011-My wish to be stuffed and mounted and always by the side of Jesse to prevent her from ever remarrying, is challenged but upheld by the supreme court...which consists of a chihuahua and a hamster.
March 29th 2012-Rolling stones final final farewell tour
March 29th 2012-Breaking news: Nobody cares.....still
November 2012-Konos re-elected. It was a landslide, all eleven people voted for him.
2015-The U.S. economy really starts to turn around....finally
2017-Spam said to be most popular and favorite food of americans.
2021-The end of the world. Also known as something else to christians but it feels so wrong typing it, so i won't. This is where you learn the truth jews.....and everybody else. Not hating.