Justin's new dilemma

So i have a dilemma that i need some help to resolve....well not even that because i want to do what's in the best interest of us and i know what that is i just want to know if it is a crappy thing to do. So here it is. I work at hollywood video. Inside some hollywood video's there are 'game crazy' stores. They are owned by hollywood video but employ different people and work off of a separate corporate thing. Anyway, not really important. We have a game crazy in our store and all of the guys that work there really like me. They think i am the bee's knees. I am not to fond of any of the people that i work with, and they don't appreciate me at all. I do all the freaking work in the entire store and never get any credit and get paid squat in the process. But i do really enjoy working with movies and i know everything. I really do. So Austin is the store manager of the game crazy and he wants to offer me a job, because he sees me doing all the work and getting all the pooped on. He could pay me fifty more cents per hour and give me the same amount of hours. Plus they get commission. Oh and they also get free rentals from hollywood just like i do. So it seems like a pretty easy choice, but the problem is i know everything about movies and don't know bomb diggity about games. So i would be a little out of my element. Plus i feel like if i went over there i would be doing a slimy thing? Is this true? I would really like some honest feedback about what i should do, and if going over there would be slimy of me. Jesse and i have already talked about it if that's what you are thinking i should do. I just want to see some other opinions. Let me have it...please....ok..bye.....amen.

For Nic

Nic this post is for you. I hate your blog. Why? Because twice now i have tried publishing comments on your post about your new music project, and neither time did my comment post. It drives me bonkers. My comment on your blog basically said that i love your idea and i will listen to every single song. I like a lot of them, but disagree with a lot of them. 'Imagine' should be number one on their list because it is freaking amazing and i hate the first two songs. I think they are stupid. But i salute your ambitious undertaking and want to be a part of it. My mama didn't raise no foo'.

Invitation

Last year, Justin and I threw an Academy Awards Party. We had fun, and I think everyone who came also had fun. So, we decided to repeat it this year. (I'm also putting a reminder on the sidebar so no one will forget.) Everyone who wants to come is invited! Everyone can stay with us, too, as long as you don't mind being squished wherever we can put you. :) It's going to be awesome. We'll have ballots for everyone to guess who they think the winners will be, and a prize for the person who gets the most right. We'll play games during commercials, and have lots of food to eat. Please let us know if you think you want to come and/or will be able to come!

The Ever-Changing Hair of Nicholas Cage

Justin and I noticed something kinda funny, and we thought we would share it with everyone. We noticed that Nicholas Cage's quality of hair in a movie hints at the quality of the movie itself. Here is the proof:

(We apologize if someone likes a movie we're about to bash.)

BAD HAIR MOVIES

THE WICKER MAN

GHOST RIDER
NEXT
NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS
(This movie isn't as bad as the others, and neither is his hair.)

BANGKOK DANGEROUS

GOOD HAIR MOVIES

THE WEATHER MAN

LORD OF WAR

NATIONAL TREASURE

MATCHSTICK MEN

WINDTALKERS

Now, here is an exception. One of Nicholas Cage's best movies: Adaptation. His hair is awful. However, he is portraying an actual person: Charlie Kaufman So, we excuse his awful hair.

ADAPTATION

So, there you have it! I'm sure there are more exceptions, but it's funnier to pretend there aren't.

2005 Justademy Awards

Hooray for the 2005 justademy awards!!! I enjoy doing this. I wish i could do this for my job...that would be great. Just a little note before we get to it. Back in 2000 when i was watching magnolia with stacey i said and i quote, "this guy will win best actor in the next five years, i guarantee it." That was in reference to the mostly unknown at the time Philip Seymour Hoffman. And i was right. I am ridiculously awesome. Remember the red highlighted ones are the real winners, the italicized and asteriked ones are my changes and the pictured one is my winner, and possibly the real winner. And here we go.

2005 Best Supporting Actor Nominees

George Clooney {Syriana}

Matt Dillon {Crash}

Paul Giamatti {Cinderella Man}

Jake Gyllenhaal {Brokeback Mountain}

William Hurt {A History Of Violence}

Justademy's 2005 Best Supporting Actor Nominees

Terrence Howard {Crash}**

Ray Winstone {The Proposition}**

Paul Giamatti {Cinderella Man}

Jake Gyllenhaal {Brokeback Mountain}

Jared Leto {Lord Of War}**

And the Winner is...

Ray Winstone {The Proposition}

2005 Best Supporting Actress Nominees

Amy Adams {Junebug}

Catherine Keener {Capote}

Rachel Weisz {The Constant Gardener}

Frances McDormand {North Country}

Michelle Williams {Brokeback Mountain}

Justademy's 2005 Best Supporting Actress

Amy Adams {Junebug}

Catherine Keener {Capote}

Rachel Weisz {The Constant Gardener}

Frances McDormand {North Country}

Michelle Williams {Brokeback Mountain}

And the Winner is...

Rachel Weisz {The Constant Gardener}

2005 Best Actor Nominees

Heath Ledger {Brokeback Mountain}

Philip Seymour Hoffman {Capote}

Terrence Howard {Hustle & Flow}

David Strathairn {Good Night And Good Luck}

Joaquin Phoenix {Walk The Line}

Justademy's 2005 Best Actor Nominees

Heath Ledger {Brokeback Mountain}

Philip Seymour Hoffman {Capote}

Robert Downey Jr. {Kiss Kiss Bang Bang}**

David Strathairn {Good Night And Good Luck}

Viggo Mortensen {A History Of Violence}**

And the Winner is...

Philip Seymour Hoffman {Capote}

2005 Best Actress Nominees

Judi Dench {Ms. Henderson Presents}

Charlize Theron {North Country}

Felicity Huffman {Transamerica}

Keira Knightley {Pride & Prejudice}

Reese Witherspoon {Walk The Line}

Justademy's 2005 Best Actress Nominees

Miranda July {Me And You And Everyone We Know}**

Charlize Theron {North Country}

Felicity Huffman {Transamerica}

Joan Allen {The Upside Of Anger}**

Reese Witherspoon {Walk The Line}

And the Winner is...

Reese Witherspoon {Walk The Line}

2005 Best Director Nominees

Ang Lee {Brokeback Mountain}

Paul Haggis {Crash}

Bennett Miller {Capote}

George Clooney {Good Night And Good Luck}

Steven Spielberg {Munich}

Justademy's 2005 Best Director Nominees

Chan Wook-Park {Oldboy}**

Paul Haggis {Crash}

John Hillcoat {The Proposition}**

George Clooney {Good Night And Good Luck}

Steven Spielberg {Munich}

And the Winner is...

John Hillcoat {The Proposition}

2005 Best Picture Nominees

Crash

Capote

Munich

Good Night And Good Luck

Brokeback Mountain

Justademy's 2005 Best Picture Nominees

Crash

Capote

Munich

Good Night And Good Luck

The Proposition**

And the Winner is...

Capote

First day of school!!!

Today was that dreaded first day of school. Although, i must admit it was not that bad. My first class was communications and i should definitely get an "A" in that class. There are four speeches for the class, but public speaking doesn't bother me so i should be fine. The second class i was a little worried about. It's intro to diversity and my teachers name is Kholouroud Al-Qubbaj. I was just hoping that she wasn't going to show up with a bomb strapped to her chest. She didn't but she was wearing panties on her head so i guess i break even for the day. I think it's going to be fun to learn all about those stupid middle eastern religions, and why they insist on being wack jobs. Do i need this diversity class? Some would probably say i do, and i would probably call them retarded. Anyway, the first day of school was not so bad and i should get "A's" in both of those classes so that's good. Oh and i didn't have to stand up and introduce myself in either of the classes, so i believe that is a big fat victory for me.

Christmas is over...sad.

This thingy has sound, just so you know. "I Saw Her Standing There" The Beatles

Oh, and thank you Mom and Dad Laws for Justin's new winter coat, I couldn't include it because he has it with him at work.

And thank you Kurt and Kelsey for the gift card to Wal-Mart

And if I forgot any others, sorry and thank you and we love you, honest.