Jesse's Seinfeldisms

The Lingerer: Someone who lingers long after a conversation has ended, sometimes to the point where you have to walk away first.

The Soft-handshaker: Someone who doesn't stiffen their hand when giving a handshake. Their hand feels soft and limp, feels like shaking dead meat.

...most likely, there will be more to come in the future... In the meantime, everyone should share their own "Seinfeldisms"

Me or Obama?

Today in my communications class i had to give my informative speech. It's only five minute speeches so it really isn't that bad, plus i don't mind public speaking all that much. Anyway, i did my speech on film editing. I was a little worried because i had all these thoughts in my head but i couldn't organize them. To make a long blog short, i rocked and or rolled that speech. Honest to blog. Obama has nothing on me. I am a really good orator. When i talk people listen. On my last speech my teacher said i was great and that i command attention when i speak. I don't think i do that much stuff really well so i am going to boast about this. I am allowed. I am a good speaker, but i am not a good speech writer. But i make up for that with my charming personality and charisma. I'm am awesome. Yes, i know how i wrote that. Go me!

So...

So, I just wanted to mention that Nic's gravatar is really Brendan Frasier.

Same guy. Exact same everything.

Do You Know What I Love? Butt cracks.

Is it just me, or is everybody else getting tired of seeing everybody's butt cracks all the time? Maybe i am overly exposed to them because i am on a college campus a lot. This is not just a problem for boys anymore either, i see more girls butt cracks in one day on campus then i had in my first twenty years of life. I saw four today in my diversity class alone. Plus one middle aged dude's butt crack. I am not sure which is worse. But seriously people, pull up your pants or where longer shirts. I don't care which. We have been exposed to chest crack for so long I guess people now think butt crack is ok too. It's not. It's really really not.

Braun Books

Well, I didn't think it was possible. But, it's happened! Justin and I found a decent book store right in Cedar City. We have been complaining about the lack of one for about a year, and there it was all the time, right on Main Street. Unbelievable. It is a used/new bookstore. They have a great selection, their prices are decent, and they can order in what they don't have. Any avid reader's dream come true! Definately mine. I just wanted to share my excitement with all of you.

I'm Excited For You Nic

Like always, today when i went to the store i didn't have my phone on me. When i got home i checked it and i had a missed call. I didn't know who the number belonged to but i did recognize it because it called me about a week ago three times in one day. Obnoxious. As customary, i didn't call the number back or check the voicemail they left me. But something was in the air today and i checked my voicemail. Turns out it was some real estate lady and it sounds like Nic and Amy are finally going to sell their house. I can't imagine how great that must feel for Nic. Living apart from your family for a year and a half sounds like hell to me. I don't know how you survived it, undoubtedly with a little bit of whitesnake though.....that sounded wrong but i hope you know what i meant. Barring in stupid financing problems, Nic is going to live with his family again, and that makes me really excited.

Top 5 Celebrities Jesse would...y'know

Y'know, right? This is in response to Justin's list on his site justinatthemovies.ibetts.net. Now, I didn't give this a lot of thought so it is definately subject to change.

#5

Michael Rosenbaum

#4

Jim Sturgess

#3

John Cusack

#2

John Malkovich

#1

Viggo Mortensen