Fantasy Softball

If you have me on your fantasy softball team I hope you played me last night. Last night I went 4/4 with three runs and two rbi's. We tore it up last night and one again. We are now 4-1, coming off our crapfest last week.

Now midway through the season my batting average is .523 (which gives me the fourth highest average on the team behind our 1, 3, &4 hitters.) I also have 7 rbi's and 5 runs. We will see how the second half of the season goes. If we play the rest of the season how we played last night, we will be unbeatable.

Justin signing off.

Aha!

I have figured it out! I have been trying to figure out why on earth Lebron James was being so passive since the start of this series. This is the biggest ball hog since Michael Jordan, why has he only been taking four shots per game in the fourth quarter? Why has he only shot three free throws in the fourth quarter all series long? Why isn't he driving to the basket?

Lets face it, the schmuck is obviously a competitor or he wouldn't be a professional athlete, so why does he look like he doesn't want to, or care to win? And was has been especially mind boggling, is how he doesn't seem bothered by his performances at all in his post game press conferences. Nobody has seen him play like this, let's be honest. So, are you ready for this? I have figured it out, seriously. You want to know what it is? Well, I am not going to say...just kidding. It is gambling. I feel almost certain about this. Somebody should be checking bank accounts or something, because he is raking in the dough somewhere. That's why he doesn't care. He is making a killing. It has something to do with spreads and lines and what game it goes to, and what game who wins it in. He has money on this thing. I guarantee it. What happens in the next two games will prove me right. Watch. There is a funny racket going on.

This was justin by the way, I couldn't sign in for some reason so I just used Jesse's.

Sad but True

So, I have decided that all modern music sucks. All mainstream stuff is obviously crappy and all the modern indie stuff, well, sucks. It's all like one guy, who is sad, and has a synthesizer. All music these days is electronic and dancey, and I HATE it! Where have all the guitars gone?

Happy Birthday Jude!

We were so excited to see everyone who was able to come!

Doing caterpillar-y crafts...Enjoying the beautiful, sunny day...

Opening presents and reading cards...The grandmas...Girls are scary!!Lots of hungry caterpillars eating lots of food...Bubbles!!Cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I wonder if he can breath through that nose..."Here, mom! I'm sharing!""Mess? What mess?"

I'm a fool, I'm a fool, I'm a fool

I'm a fool because I hope

I'm a fool because I trust

I'm a fool because I believe

and no matter how many lessons I go through,

I can't stop

Verification Words are so Funny

I was commenting on various blogs this morning and I couldn't stop laughing at the verification words. I think I may start adding them in at the end of my comments for some flava. So, if there's some random stuff in my comments, please disregard, it's for my own amusement. Yep, that's all this post is about.

Jude's Top 10 Reads

The much-anticipated list has finally been completed, after much serious consideration and time-consuming drafts. Here is it at last! Jude Betts: scholar, leader of men and babies alike, brings you his Top 10 Reads:

1. Owl Babies
2. The Very Hungry Caterpillar
3. Splash!
4. Christmas Peekaboo!
5. Brown Bear Brown Bear
6. Away in a Manger (if it is sung)
7. The Grouchy Ladybug
8. That's Not My Monster
9. Elmo's ABCs (if it is sung)
10. Quack! Quack!