Thursday, July 3, 2008

"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday."


5 Reasons Why Being Married Sucks!
1. Your cost of living doubles.
2. You're no longer included on your parents very nice health insurance coverage.
3. Everyone bugs you to start having babies.
4. One of you has to learn how to cook.
5. Someone is always there.


5 Reasons Why Being Married Rocks!
1. Your income doubles!
2. You can get insurance when you're old and actually need it.
3. You and your spouse can decide not to have babies for as long as you want, no matter how much they beg for more grandkids.
4. You can eat out every night!
5. Someone's always there!

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