Monday, September 8, 2008

College football only exists in the east

Whatever happened to the statements, "a win is a win," or "it doesn't matter how you win, just as long as you win." Apparently these don't apply to college football. I am tired of all this talk about power conferences, and weaker conferences. Teams play each, and they win or they lose. Who cares how much they win by?! That shouldn't even matter, unless you are the #1 ranked team and you come to cedar city to play me and you only beat me because you got a safety because i don't have an offensive line, well, because there is only one of me. Then you should drop off the polls. Now that i have vented (in my earlier blog) i feel better. Here are five things i have learned through two weeks of college football: 1-Tim Tebow is still the most overrated player in college sports. Everything this guy does they think is the greatest thing ever. If he throws the ball over his receivers head they say "oh what a smart play, he was putting where only his receiver could get it." If he is about to get sacked and scrambles for five yards they freak out and say "what an athlete, his field iq is so remarkable," like any other qb that was about to get sacked isn't going to run for their life? I imagine if he raped a girl they would say "what a great girl he picked though, did you see how cute she is? Man he sure knows how to pick 'em." 2-Ohio st. once again is retardedly overrated. Just refer back to the past two championship games, and heck, the basketball one too. I will refuse to watch anymore football if they put them back in the title game. 3- Any team in the "power conferences" could play all 1aa schools and they would still be the toast of the town. Yes,georgia, you haven't played a real team yet. BYU only played northern iowa because nevada backed out, so shut up about that. 4-BYU will never make it to a bcs game. It will be close at the end of the year, but they will give somebody else the bid because they "should have lost to washington." Which brings me to my fifth point. 5-If you are going to narrowly win, you may as well lose. Seriously, its going to be the same result in the polls. Everybody is looking at byu like they lost and saying they should have. Whatever, they blocked the freaking kick and they deserve credit for that! Plus, the pat would have only tied the game. There would have still been overtime. But the right call was made and the team that made enough plays to win won. Only in college football are you punished for barely winning or not playing at all. That to me is so screwed up.

1 comment:

Bryan said...

The comment about Tebow raping a girl was hilarious! I wouldn't doubt that at all. Ha ha! You know who else I'm tired of? Freakin Lou Holtz. He's so biased it's not even funny. Plus I can't stand listening to his lisp.