I Am The Ultimate Warrior

Don't judge me when you read this. But when i was a young lad i really enjoyed watching wrestling. Not that fake high school crap, i mean real professional wrestling, with real atheletes who built their muscles by weightlifting not with steroids like stupid baseball players. It was awesome. There was this wrestler named The Ultimate Warrior. He was awesome and nearly unbeatable. Back in the day they used to do these little promo spots for themselves backstage. Now i am pretty sure when i was a kid i understood every word this guy said. Which blows my mind now. After a tip from a game crazy employee that i should youtube him and watch his promos, i can't figure out what this dude was ever talking about. Everybody needs to watch his promo's on youtube. Seriously, they are hysterical. He goes on tangents about planes and taking the controls and the pilots who have already committed to destiny, and looking at hulk hogan and seeing walls......??? I don't know. Just the way he says "Hulk Hogan" is worth the time. And he says it after everyword, all the time. Somebody on youtube nailed it when they named their video "Ho Kogan." It's funny because it's true.