You know, I get really tired of being so awesome and admired. Everybody at work just thinks I am the greatest thing ever. In fact, I think all people do. It gets a little exhausting. I think in the pre-existence God created me and then said, "Shoot. Justin, I created you and you are going to be awesome, but I forgot to give you any flaws. So I am going to have to make you almost too awesome. That will be your burden." And he was right. It's tiring having everybody want to be me, and to hang out with me. Being awesome is, well, awesome, but sometimes that cross gets a little heavy.
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The only thing worse than everyone knowing how awesome you are is no one knowing how awesome you are. So at least you don't have to worry about that, right?
Well, because you are too awesome, I will have to ban you from my house until you come visit. Sorry, but it's just protocol.
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