My Guiltiest Pleasure Ever

I have recently decided that "Big Brother" is my guiltiest pleasure ever. I'm a little embarrassed even writing this, to be honest. I take comfort in the fact that "Big Brother" is also Justin's guiltiest pleasure. Hmm...I hope he's okay with me blurting that out.

For those of you who don't know, "Big Brother" is on CBS 3 times a week. Sundays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays. I predict that one day it will be on every single day of the week. I have become so addicted to this show, in such a short period of time, that last night I missed the first hour of the "So You Think You Can Dance" finale because "Big Brother" was on, too. So I guess I shouldn't be complaining about how they drag "So You Think You Can Dance" out to 2 hours.

"Big Brother" is my guiltiest pleasure because I have this feeling deep down that I shouldn't enjoy it, but I do, and I can't exactly explain why. I don't like any of the people in the Big Brother house. Most of them are scumbags. You have the cocky people who think they are so much smarter than everyone else that they can control the entire game, manipulate everyone to do what they want, and lie to everyone and no one will know. You have the wussy people who connect themselves to strong players, who never have to exhert any energy or win any competitions. Sometimes there are nice, honest people. They usually get voted out within the first couple weeks.

I just found out what it is! The reason I like "Big Brother" is because you really dislike all the people in the house, and then you get to watch them do all these ridiculous things. They are forced to eat "Slop" and they are forced to wear these pink spandex jumpsuits and swing on ropes into a huge pile of mud... it's like watching everyone you hated in high school being submitted to weeks and weeks of extreme embarrassment. It's glorious.