Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Where Have All The Classy Gangster's Gone?

Since I have been going back through watching The Sopranos again, I have been wondering, "Where have all the classy gangster's gone?" It used to be if you saw a guy dressed in an expensive suit with some jewelry on and his hair done all nice you would think, "I bet that guy's a gangster." Now if you see a dude dressed like that you think, "I bet that guy's an accountant." Gangster's used to dress nice, keep their voices down, fade into the background as much as possible, and always keep their mind clear. Now, gangster's walk around with their pants around their knees, with their hats on sideways and their jesus bling blingin' saying, "yo, yo, homie yo." These guys are retarded. That's why it used to be nearly impossible to stop the gangster's, because they were hard to pin down. Now, just look for the jackass walking around with his hands in his pants. The days with tommy guns, alcohol smuggling, and leaning on people. Those were days...

1 comment:

Nicholas Hooton said...

Oh, agreed! I don't think I'll ever have the displeasure of meeting or seeing an actual gangster in my lifetime. Unless you count Congressmen...