I don't know if anyone out there watches Smallville like me, but I thought I would talk about some funny stuff I've noticed about the show. If you don't know, it's in its 8th season, but I'm still catching up. I'm about half way through season 7.
There are things that happen in almost every episode of Smallville. Here are some of them:
1. a car blows up
2. the entire cast almost dies
3. the good guys have proof that Lex is evil
4. the proof is destroyed
5. a minor character finds out Clark has powers
6. that minor character dies
7. Lex is thrown through a glass table
8. everyone is knocked unconscious just as Clark uses his powers to save their lives
9. Clark confronts Lex about being evil
10. Lex lies
11. we see Lois Lane cleavage
12. one of the "good" characters does something that could be described as "evil," but then we find out that it wasn't evil, it was to protect someone, or save someone, or punish Lex
13. Lois eavesdrops and/or trespasses on Lex and he finds out about it.
14. Clark runs into Kryptonite at exactly the wrong moment and almost dies.
And finally, the funniest thing that happens in EVERY episode of Smallville:
15. the camera lingers too long on someone's face before cutting to the next scene.
That's all I can think of right now.
1 comment:
Well my friend what you just described is the recipe to an unstoppable television series. I'm going to start writing my own. I think it'll be about a bus that has to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED drops, it will explode! I think I'll call it, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
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