People are Retarded

I have always known that people are quite retarded, yet they never cease to amaze me. Here is a little story from work today.
So Ryane (yes, HER name is really ryane) and I were just working and these two butch ladies come up to the counter. Ryane goes to help them and the fatter one says, "you guys should really have an adult section." So Ryane just kind of looks at her like she is a perverted lesbian but then the lady clarifies. She says, "because you guys have so many offensive movies in here, I would never let my kid come into this store." Okay, first of all, you're retarded. Secondly, if the lady that is with you hasn't slapped you yet, she is more retarded than you are. So because an 'adult' section means to Ryane and to every other normal human being a 'porn' section. Knowing this Ryane says, "We only have movies that are rated 'R' and under." Then the lady says, "this store is disgusting and you guys have so many offensive movies they really should be taken off the shelves. So just letting you know that we took a lot of offensive movies and moved them and turned them backwards so people can't see the covers, because it's just not appropriate." At this point Ryane just looks at me, she is fuming, but because she is having to deal with them I am kinda laughing at her because these people are RIDICULOUS. Then the lady goes and grabs a movie off the new release wall and brings it up to Ryane. There is a picture of a zombie on the back, she points to said zombie and says, "see this? This would give my kid nightmares. That's why i will never bring him in this store." So then Ryane in complete disbelief says, "why would your kid look at the back of that movie?" I almost died laughing. Then the ladies ask for our corporate number because they are going to call them. But first they say that they are going to go around our store and write down all the covers that offend them. Then they are going to call our corporate office and say that they will not be coming back into our store until they are changed. And they did. They walked around our store for twenty minutes writing down movies. If these two ladies had balls, I would kick them square in them. There are so many things wrong with their logic it's not even funny. Well, it was a little bit, but do they really think that Hollywood video has any say on what goes on the cover of movies. C'mon retards. And secondly, the world doesn't revolve around you and nobody cares about your petty little complaint. Nobody. As they were leaving they said that we should be ashamed for working in such a store that obviously has no morals. Then came one of my favorite lines that I have ever said (even though it's retardedly blasphemous.) Ryane said, "Why do they think they are so superior to everybody else? Do they honestly believe they are perfect?" And I responded, "Don't worry about it, they're just drunk on Jesus."