My favorite thing in the whole world is to go shopping. Psych. I freaking hate shopping almost more than anything else in this entire world. There are many reasons for this. First of all, nothing in this world is made for my body type. Pants for example, I have long legs and a small waist. Well guess what? No I don't, because nobody does in this whole world. Everyone is a bunch of fatties, so if they are tall they also must be fat. It's freaking impossible for me to find pants. Secondly, shirts. I have the same problem here. If I buy the larges they are too dang wide so if I buy a smaller size so I am not eight trains wide, then they are too short. It's ridiculous. Somebody needs to inform these people that there are tall people in this world that aren't retardedly wide. That seems logical though right? Hmmm....the taller they get the wider they must also get, right? Yep, sounds good. I decided they need to make a tall and thin store. I could shop at this place. In fact, I could be the model for all the clothing. They would use me to fit all the shirts of every size. I could get on board with this. Anyway, I kind of got off topic here. My point to all of this is that I believe the hardest thing to buy is a belt.
Look, a new paragraph. I have purchased many belts over the last couple years and it is almost impossible to know what you are buying. They put those little stupid clippy things on the one thing that goes through the holes so you can't even try them on. What's up with that?! And I have bought about five belts that were all size 32 and they are all different sizes and they have different hole placement. So the last belt I bought was a 34 and it was way too big. So then Jesse, bless her heart, bought me a belt at D.I when we were in Idaho. It was good but a little too small, and then it broke. But both belts that I had, the 34 and the one Jesse bought me both created bunching on the waist line. It's maddening I tell you. So this past week we went down to St. George to have some bling put in my mouth and afterward we went to Ross. We found a Tommy Hilfiger belt that I liked and Jesse broke off the thingy on the clip so I could try it on. It fit perfectly. I put it on a little while ago when I got out of the shower and it is perfect on my pants. I only had to put it in the second hole (that's what she said) and it creates no bunching. I love my new belt. I feel hot.
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It's expensive, but you should look for pants at the Buckle. They sell all waist sizes in a 34" inseam. That length should fit you I would imagine. Like I said, they are a little expensive, but they have a lot of styles and sizes and their pants look really good.
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