Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Random Thoughts For The Day

Hmm....what do you do when your wife is away? Well, yesterday I laid upside down on the couch for about half an hour. I ran up and down the hallway to see how fast I could do it (not very, by the way.) And I have been playing tons of online tournaments on the wii for Tiger Woods 10. And by playing in these online tournaments I mean taking last place in these online tournaments. Oh yeah, and I laid on my bed and made designs on the ceilings with the splatter stuff....I miss my wife.

Recently I have become a huge fan of the UFC. I didn't really get the appeal at first, but then when my friend Austin gave me a dvd of the best fights of last year, I got the appeal pretty quickly. When you are just watching random dudes beat the crap out of each other, it's not so fun. But when you get to know who is who, it becomes very exciting. I have watched a couple of events that Austin has given to me, my favorite fight every was between Clay Guida and Diego Sanchez. That fight was freakin crazy. They both just came out and threw as many wild and crazy punches as they could. It was fantastic. I wanted Guida to win because I think he is a nutjob, and I like it. But he didn't. Dang. And Brock Lesnar is a retard.

I hate our judicial system. People want to argue prisoner's rights and blah blah blah, well poo on you and your argument. Not only do they get their rights, but they get things that I can't even get. They get better health care than I do. They get freakin free cable. Why don't I get free cable? What's up with that? Yes, offering education in prisons is a good thing, but why don't they have to pay what I do? They should have to pay tuition and fee's and all that other crap that I have to pay. Yes, their job doesn't pay them enough in prison blah blah blah.....THEY'RE IN PRISON!!!! They forfeited their right to have a decent paying job when they decided to kill their girlfriend for cooking their tots for too long. Give me a break. I like how the government charges me up the butt for all this stuff, and these criminals get it for nothing. Pisses me off. Once again America is rewarding the wrong people.

I saw Michael Phelps on Conan O' Brien last night. Oh how I love that Mr. O' Brien. But as for Michael Phelps, can you say douche bag? He acted completely arrogant, put out, annoyed, and too cool for school. I have never seen somebody with less of a sense of humor. You could tell Conan wasn't a fan either. He got pretty annoyed with his spoiled brat attitude. Between that and the pot photo, I don't know if I could like him any less.

I love lunchables!

3 comments:

Bryan said...

Well, welcome to the UFC fanclub. I'm a big fan of Guida. And, yes, that fight was awesome. But Guida puts everything out there and just doesn't quit. He's awesome. And I love every aspect of it, not just the boxing aspect of it. Some people think the ground game is boring. I do not. Yes, Lesnar is a retard, but he is learning really fast. I mean, he did beat one of the best in only his 3rd fight. Too bad he is a retard.
As for prisons, I think they should be locked up in their little cells, no basketball time, no exercise time, no nothing. Their only time is cell time. And their mush would be served to them in their cell. That's what I think.
And lunchables are awesome!

Justin said...

I completely agree with everything you said. And Guida is my favorite. That guy is awesome.

Anonymous said...

Do you thing prisoners should get lunchables? I think they should, but there mint should always be missing. That would be torture.