Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Missing Lunchable Awesomeness

What has happened to lunchables? Don't get me wrong, they are still incredibly awesome, but not nearly as great as they used to be. You used to get two kinds of crackers, two kinds of cheese, two kinds of meat, and andes mint and a sweet capri sun. Now you get only one of all of those things, and you still get a capri sun, but a lot of them now have little cups of jell-o. Who the heck wants that? Not me. And I feel like I am getting completely ripped off. I want two of everything back. You owe it to me lunchable people. I don't know why, but you do.

5 comments:

Nicholas Hooton said...

Let your voice be heard, brother:

http://www.kraftfoodscompany.com/Contacts/contact-us.aspx

Nicholas Hooton said...

I got a Lunchable the other day and it only came with one measly cracker. And it turns out it wasn't even a cracker, but a spindle off a 1928 Featherweight Singer sewing machine. Actually, it wasn't even a Lunchable. It was an antique I bought off eBaby. Nevermind.

Chris said...

This was the best thing I've read or heard all day. Thank you for making the world a better place.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget the spicy mustard. It used to come with spicy mustard.

Bryan said...

Yes, it used to come with spicy mustard and now does not!! The insanity! I miss that spicy mustard! Stupid lunchables.